Last Updated: March 15, 2025
By accessing or using our website, platform, or any related software, APIs, or services (collectively, the "Software"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you do not accept these Terms, you may not use, reference, or otherwise engage with the Software.
The Software is provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis, without any guarantees, warranties, or conditions of any kind--express or implied. We make no promises or assurances that the Software will be accurate, complete, secure, up-to-date, or bug-free. Any reliance on the Software is solely at your own risk.
Under no circumstances shall we be liable for any damages (whether direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or exemplary) arising out of or in connection with the use--or inability to use--the Software. This includes any hypothetical scenarios involving:
Basically, if something breaks, stops working, or misbehaves in a comedic or catastrophic fashion, that's on you. We disclaim all liability for everything from logic bombs to cosmic rays hitting your CPU at an inopportune moment.
You assume all responsibility for implementing the Software in your project, your environment, or your galaxy of choice. If something unexpectedly drifts into a black hole (metaphorical or otherwise), we wish you the best of luck dealing with it.
By using the Software, you waive any and all rights to sue, litigate, or press charges for emotional damage due to software meltdown, psychic distress, or heartbreak inflicted by inaccurate instructions--no matter how spectacularly comedic the meltdown might be. If you do not agree with any part of this disclaimer, please refrain from using or referencing the Software.
We reserve the right to modify or discontinue any part of the Software at any time, with or without notice. By continuing to use the Software after any modifications, you accept the updated Terms and any associated risks. Good luck keeping up with version numbers if you're the type who never updates. (We've all been there.)
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the creators, maintainers, and all affiliates of the Software from and against any and all claims, damages, obligations, losses, liabilities, costs, or debt, and expenses (including but not limited to attorney's fees) arising from (a) your use of and access to the Software; (b) your breach of any term of these Terms; or (c) your violation of any third-party right, including without limitation any copyright, property, or privacy right. In short: if you do something questionable, that's on you, friend.
These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of [Your Jurisdiction], without regard to its conflict-of-law provisions. Any disputes arising under or related in any way to these Terms shall be adjudicated exclusively in the courts located in [Your Jurisdiction]. (We love a good legal debate as much as the next entity, but let's all hope it doesn't come to that.)
If any provision of these Terms is deemed unlawful, void, or for any reason unenforceable, that provision shall be deemed severable from these Terms and shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any remaining provisions.
These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and us regarding the Software and supersede all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals--be they electronic, oral, or written. (Telepathic communications, however, are still up for debate.)
Thank you for reading. We hope you have fun, learn something, and above all, avoid catastrophic lawsuits.